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Sunshine



Joined: 28 Apr 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:14 pm    Post subject: Lame Excuse... Reply with quote
Guys, have any of you heard an excuse that you cannot believe could be uttered by a "normal", level headed person...well, I heard one this week.

This guy is doing some renovations at my home. So he phoned one day, the conversation went like this...

Sunshine: alo!

Handy Man: Alo Sunshine....mon pa kapab vinn travay ozordi?

Sunshine: Akoz?

Handy Man: Mwan bezwin pirze!

(I'm like WHAT THE F**K!)

Sunshine: Ozordi?

Handy Man: WI!

Sunshine: Ou pa kapab pirze weekend?

Handy Man: Non! mon bezwin pirze OZORDI!

Sunshine: Be foutou...le ver pe sorti par ou nennen ek ou zorey?
Rolling Eyes

He laughed and said he would call back.
I have not heard from him since.

Laughing
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