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Lipou
Joined: 26 May 2009 Posts: 128 Location: Hackney. UK
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:17 pm Post subject: What do I do in my Leisure time? |
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Well, I work until 4 every day of the week. I do Martial arts every Tuesdays and Thursdays. I do piano lesson on Wednesdays.
I try to make love every other day but after my piano lessons my fingers still hurts so I use something else...
Satyrdays I visit friends or go and see my husband's family in Surrey. Sunday I go to church then have a roast and watch TV. If the weather is good we instant plan an outing if its crap stay in and fer kanmarad manz moulouk. |
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gugin666
Joined: 28 Apr 2009 Posts: 210
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Lipou
You usually make love to your husband with your fingers????
Whats the matter with the poor guy?
Canīt he wank himself?
Or has he lost both arms?
Or perhaps your husband is a girl??  |
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heysey
Joined: 01 Jun 2009 Posts: 1447
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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sickseeksick!........wa bat mon.....
Explain yourself love?
What does you need to do with those fingers?
cause if they are painful don't used it, but as the colleage beg??? why do you need your fingers for?
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Lipou
Joined: 26 May 2009 Posts: 128 Location: Hackney. UK
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:53 am Post subject: |
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| I annan zanfan anba 18 an ki tyek sa site. Pa fer mwan penn en portre ki Tisat a fer kouyon ek mwan. |
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heysey
Joined: 01 Jun 2009 Posts: 1447
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:31 am Post subject: |
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Ha ha ha hahaa you're a comedian,explain it in the comedian version soulheart Diva..  |
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Lipou
Joined: 26 May 2009 Posts: 128 Location: Hackney. UK
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:19 am Post subject: |
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Non ker. Pa kas latet.
Mon ti kwar ou ti a servi ou lafors mantal pou war ki fason sa ledwa i ganny itilize ker dou. En ler mon met legan si mon annan en pti boubou lo mon ledwa. Ou zanmen konnen. E pa kwar mon ledwa i pou zis mwan oubyen zis li en? Mon husband pa en girl although ler mon ti dan kolez isi lontan mon ti annan en pti fanm sorti Canada mon ti partaz en lasanm ansanm. Noun donn donn kouyas en zour swar pe bag nou pti bwar apre nou ti ......... non selman konmela mon straight. Pa pou kapab akont ou sa deal ledwa, mon ti kwar ou a servi ou twazyenm lizye.. |
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heysey
Joined: 01 Jun 2009 Posts: 1447
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:53 am Post subject: |
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hehehehee.....eski ou pe lir mon ou??
Ahem!.....I enjoy my "Golden Shower",and yes I stuck to the latex...it's being safe & wise!.....  |
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Zwazo
Joined: 08 Jun 2009 Posts: 12
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| uhhmm? you let someone piss on you? while you wore latex? |
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heysey
Joined: 01 Jun 2009 Posts: 1447
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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get your facts dear....  |
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Lipou
Joined: 26 May 2009 Posts: 128 Location: Hackney. UK
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Golden shower? Hmmmm. Never had someone piss on me before... my husband pissed on someone once. He was drunk and pissed against a wall only to find another drunk man was lying there in the dark. We laughed and often remind him of the golden show sesh...! |
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fantom41
Joined: 17 May 2009 Posts: 260 Location: USA
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| When ORBIT was 16 yrs. old I remember when he VOMITED on some poor bastard at the Club Paroisial toilet, he had stolen grog all night through the hole in the brick wall and got paraletic and he had been dancing with a BIBIK girl from O Morne and he felt like a chunder so he run to the loo to vomit his guts out but someone was having a piss already was as there was no time to change his plans he sprayed the poor man with his vomit, ORBIT, do ya rapel pti DEMON. |
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heysey
Joined: 01 Jun 2009 Posts: 1447
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Do you know what does it mean?
It's none of what you guys mean! |
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Lipou
Joined: 26 May 2009 Posts: 128 Location: Hackney. UK
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| What does what mean girl...? |
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heysey
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Lipou
Joined: 26 May 2009 Posts: 128 Location: Hackney. UK
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Pa taye... reponn mon ser. Pa fer Albert ek nou. Face the music. |
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